we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
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What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Alive.
So much puke
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I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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