brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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