I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
It's just like the Real World with babies
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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