have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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