I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Randomize
