Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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