Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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