Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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