We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
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if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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