it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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