So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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