she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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