Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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