I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
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Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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