Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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