A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
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he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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