You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
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I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
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sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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