Can i not drive my cunt home
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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