she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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