doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i just sent this text using only my big toe
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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