bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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