So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
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Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
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I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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