My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
