brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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