i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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