One girl and one boy is just not enough.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Randomize
