I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
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I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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