I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
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Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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