But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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