i think i have herpe
just one?
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
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