I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
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Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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