Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
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I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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