Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
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after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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