I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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