She is in my trunk
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
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you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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