...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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