Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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