In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
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