He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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