This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Congratulations! We have a period
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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