don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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