I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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