Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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