Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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