You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I need a hoe opinion
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