giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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