"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
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I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
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The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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