I think i sorta joined a cult last night
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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