So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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