Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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