Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
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The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
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Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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