I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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