It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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