PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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