It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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